Power of Cookies

super-dean:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

theonewithswag:

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

    .                                           ,

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

I ACTUALLY WIPED MY SCREEN

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR WITCHCRAFT. 

it’s funny because some of the marks are on the post, and some are actually on my screen

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before